Iron the poncho and steal an umbrella—there’s a storm a’coming…
Our high-end meteorology equipment is bearing bad news once again. I was really hoping to report clear skies and ideal temps with occasional showers of ‘whatever the Hell you want’—but I’m afraid it’s not to be...
The ADHD Chuck Norris Radar Run-Down: A very useful segment in which ADHD Chuck Norris totally forgets that he’s reporting the radar information and begins to throw round-house kicks at the Great Lakes instead…
Thank’s Chuck—we appreciate the effort…
~Ron-Yves & Sampsonian
A Tightly Slacked Community 
I’d like Chuck to come and do a chop-suey on the tsunami like bitter winter winds that keep whipping my ass, does he take requests?!
haha—he actually but…but all requests must be hand-written in the blood of Chuck’s enemies…
yo ho where iz ya? 😦 im bored…come play with me
You calling me a HO? I will throw piping hot vegemite in your eyeballs! Be afraid…
🙂
This sounds more like a “doomsday” alert, instead of a weather alert….hehe.
And…..yes, good ol’ Chuck will save the day!
ADHD is too distracted by everything to save the day…I’m afraid we’re on our own here…
I’m glad that forecast was just for the mens. Because only sunshine comes out of my ass.
Not sure that’s the only thing WINK WINK.
…and the occasional tornado 🙂
Now if only Chuck would wear the same color clothing as his green screen … that would … be powerful and freaky. Kind of. I guess. 🙂
He doesn’t need to blend in…Norris has the ability to hide in plain sight 🙂
Word for word, exactly how my day went… unbelievable!
I’m not surprised. Our Fork-Ass has been voted ‘most accurate’ by several reputable publications—including Swank…
Looks like Chuck just shit Texas.
hahaha—that actually explains a lot…
They should have sent Chuck Norris to fix that BP oil spill.
True…
But if they hired Norris to go get the oil in the first place, one can’t help but wonder if the spill would have happened at all…
Cheers Mini 🙂
I thought the whole Chuck Norris was to kick the rest of us with ADHD who weren’t paying attention to the weather.
Who knows—it’s Chuck’s world…he changes the rules whenever the Hell he wants…
in 1st year of university, my statistics lecturer/professor looked JUST LIKE chuck norris..i used to call him Chucky – he heard me call him that once… he always gave me the same look after that each time see him… “i AM chuck norris” with a little smirk..i think it actually was chuck norris..he and i had an understanding…a thing if you will..
So how did you keep your hands off of him? I mean, if it was really Norris—we all know you’d be making moves…
Let me guess—you got an A+ in that class 🙂
God’s word may be infallible, but in comparisson to Chuck, he really needs to work on his abs.
HA! I’ve never heard anyone criticize God’s abs and I’m sure I never will again…
That was great Gruff 🙂
When Chuck sneezes, whole populations need to be deslimed.
haha—I heard hurricane Katrina was actually a Norris sneeze…
I love The Chuck! Chuck Norris doesn’t forecast the weather, he orders it to bend to his will.
haha—can you imagine trying to perform that kick while wearing snug dungarees? The dude is amazing…
I’m actually shocked he wasn’t asked to be in “The Expendables”. Just about everyone else is
I’m in it.
Well of course you are. No action movie would be complete without the one dude slinging a gatlin gun(like Jesse Ventura in “Predator”) with a mouth full of chewing tobacky.
“This shit here will make you a sexual Tyrannosaurus Rex”
Nothing can withstand the awesome might of old Chuck.
Not even the weather—that’s scary..
When Chuck Norris kicks the Great Lakes on a television screen, the real ones flood the entire Midwest.
blahahaha….
haha—another zinger by Dennis 🙂
LOL dennis you are on a roll my friend!