Author Archives: Dr. Max Yestronaut

Take A Load Off…

Life can be hectic and quite stressful at times.  As an adult male, you have to deal with such things and just roll with the punches.  For me, as a way to deal with the stresses of life, sometimes I like to just sit down and—take a pee…

Apparently, I’m not alone in the world with this destressing endeavor.  According to this article, a whole bunch of Japanese men prefer to do the same thing.  I take great comfort in knowing some of the people who designed the Mazda that I drive also sit down to pee—It’s a good way to bridge cultural gaps.

So to all of my fellow humans who bear the fleshy Florida-shaped appendage: When the going gets tough and the bladder is full—take a seat my brothers…let all of your cares disappear.

Published By: Dr. Max Yestronaut

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Overdraft Dodging…

A tiny bit better with money than me.

Significant changes in the banking industry took place in the United States on July 1. The federal government enacted laws that prohibit banks from financially sodomizing their customers with enormous overdraft fees on debit cards.  Have you ever bought a $38.00 Snapple?  I have.  Many of them in fact.  I’ll admit it, I suck at managing money.  Bernie Madoff would have never hired me.  The fact of the matter is, banks have been drilling customers with exhorbitant fees for slipping 2 cents into the red on even the most minute of purchases.  Should they take half of my net worth because I’m hungry and decide to buy a Happy Meal at 3 in the morning? Thank you Uncle Sam! Now…Can we talk about eliminating my student loans?????


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