Author Archives: Dr. Max Yestronaut

Take A Load Off…

Life can be hectic and quite stressful at times.  As an adult male, you have to deal with such things and just roll with the punches.  For me, as a way to deal with the stresses of life, sometimes I like to just sit down and—take a pee…

Apparently, I’m not alone in the world with this destressing endeavor.  According to this article, a whole bunch of Japanese men prefer to do the same thing.  I take great comfort in knowing some of the people who designed the Mazda that I drive also sit down to pee—It’s a good way to bridge cultural gaps.

So to all of my fellow humans who bear the fleshy Florida-shaped appendage: When the going gets tough and the bladder is full—take a seat my brothers…let all of your cares disappear.

Published By: Dr. Max Yestronaut

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Hello to all.  The Dr. is back after a short but rectally invasive stay in a Red Chinese prison…So, shalom… I’ve been reading a lot of articles here in the Northeastern U.S. about legalizing casino gambling.  State legislators are arguing back and … Continue reading

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This picture devastates me.  I’ll get that right out of the way.   Although mother and child are happy and healthy now that it has been five weeks since the birth,  I cannot help but feel a bit slighted by the … Continue reading

Overdraft Dodging…

A tiny bit better with money than me.

Significant changes in the banking industry took place in the United States on July 1. The federal government enacted laws that prohibit banks from financially sodomizing their customers with enormous overdraft fees on debit cards.  Have you ever bought a $38.00 Snapple?  I have.  Many of them in fact.  I’ll admit it, I suck at managing money.  Bernie Madoff would have never hired me.  The fact of the matter is, banks have been drilling customers with exhorbitant fees for slipping 2 cents into the red on even the most minute of purchases.  Should they take half of my net worth because I’m hungry and decide to buy a Happy Meal at 3 in the morning? Thank you Uncle Sam! Now…Can we talk about eliminating my student loans?????

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Lots of guys out there daydream about having their very own harem.  Include me among that distinguished group.  The cold hard truth, however, is that most of us don’t have the charisma to pull off that kind of operation.  Quite … Continue reading

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Pardon me for having my formative years take place in the 1990’s, but from time to time I tend to wonder where the hell celebrities from that era have gone.  This week’s case study is the sultry Canadian beauty, Neve … Continue reading

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NBA star Shaquille O’Neal is a man with many championships, however, his newest foray into the world of spelling could prove to be his penultimate downfall. I’ve seen numerous challenges that Shaq has done over the years and, quite honestly, … Continue reading