Category Archives: Famous People

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Hello to all.  The Dr. is back after a short but rectally invasive stay in a Red Chinese prison…So, shalom… I’ve been reading a lot of articles here in the Northeastern U.S. about legalizing casino gambling.  State legislators are arguing back and … Continue reading

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Well fuck a duck and pull my pig-tails—Snooki found a taker… People continue to amaze the amazement right out of my blue-chipper glutes.  Let’s have a big round of applause for Jeff Miranda, the dumbass that’s about to embark on … Continue reading

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Denny Delvecchio, the CEO and ’employee of the month’ over at Your New Bad Habit, recently had one of his secretaries contact me with several propositions—But the thought of doing Denny’s yard-work or videotaping his ritualistic 3-way with a dehydrated … Continue reading

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On the side of our blog you’ll see a truly revolutionary feature titled Browse For Shiz—accompanied by a Search button.  I’m pretty sure I just became the first person in history to actually use it and let me tell you … Continue reading

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Jersey Shore cast-member, Snooki—was recently arrested for disorderly conduct…bummer…(source) The Recipe For Disaster 2 Tablespoons of Complete Bitch 1 Teaspoon of Slut ¾ Cup of Flesh Bronzer 1 Whole Italian 3 Shots of Tequila 1 Long Island Iced Tea 1 … Continue reading

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Bob Barker, the 86 year-old sexually active senior and former host of the TV game-show, The Price Is Right, recently made headlines when he criticized the show’s current host, Drew Carey (a non sexually active man in his 50’s). In … Continue reading