Category Archives: The Tight Weather Fork-Ass

Your Tight Weather Fork-Ass—Thank Us After The Storm…

Dust off the leather umbrella and slap some Turtle-Wax on your shit-kickers—Monday awaits…

*Note: We neglected to include any information pertaining to the barometric pressure in your hometown because, let’s face it—nobody gives a shit about the barometric pressure in your hometown…

The ADHD Chuck Norris Radar Run-Down: As you can see, ADHD Chuck Norris is still distracted by the Great Lakes, therefore he has yet to relay us any real information which relates to the radar images…We apologize for the inconvenience…

*Note: The stress of being located directly under Chuck’s lethal & gargantuan genitals was simply too much for Texas to bear—the lonestar state broke off and sank to the bottom of the Gulf of Mexicoil early this morning…

Published by: Sampsonian & Ron-Yves

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The Weather Fork-Ass—Don’t Start Your Week Without It…

Iron the poncho and steal an umbrella—there’s a storm a’coming…

Our high-end meteorology equipment is bearing bad news once again.  I was really hoping to report clear skies and ideal temps with occasional showers of ‘whatever the Hell you want’—but I’m afraid it’s not to be...

The ADHD Chuck Norris Radar Run-Down: A very useful segment in which ADHD Chuck Norris totally forgets that he’s reporting the radar information and begins to throw round-house kicks at the Great Lakes instead…

Thank’s Chuck—we appreciate the effort…

~Ron-Yves & Sampsonian

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That’s Right—We Also Do The Weather…

Every Sunday evening we’ll be giving you the weather forecast for your upcoming Monday—It doesn’t matter who you are or where you’re from, as long as you’re gearing up to start another work week in the trenches—than this ‘Weather Fork-Ass‘ is for you!

Enjoy!

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