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Homeless, not humorless…

On a recent trip to Fenway Park in Boston, Assachussetts I came across one of the richest homeless people I’ve ever seen.  Thanks to his fantastic sign, this bastard probably pulled in about 2,ooo-bucks before the Red Sox game!

*I snapped this photo right before making my donation 🙂

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Hello to all.  The Dr. is back after a short but rectally invasive stay in a Red Chinese prison…So, shalom… I’ve been reading a lot of articles here in the Northeastern U.S. about legalizing casino gambling.  State legislators are arguing back and … Continue reading

Medieval Mothers & Trapper Keepers—(A Useless 2-Part Post)

Annihilating testicles since 1486...

♥  You’ll love part 1 ♥

Some women carry mace and some women carry pistols—Some women possess brass knuckles and some women possess brass nipples—Some learn Karate and some purchase taser guns—Some hide cross-bows in their enormous fucking purses while others stash blow-dart guns in their cleavage…

In a day and age where loathsome scallywags dubiously roam the mean streets of southern New Hampshire, women need to protect themselves, their families and their shoes by any means necessary–-That’s why some women are now carrying swords in their frackin’ backpacks…Right?

I snapped this picture today as I was meandering downtown to run an errand (meet my pimp)…Obviously, my camera has a photographic memory…

Hockey-hair---no sleeves---and a backpack harboring a sword---my kind of woman...

Fictional Limerick About These 2

A Mother, a sword and her boy

As it turns out, the sword was a toy

So I round-housed the Mommy

Subdued little Johnny

And ran off with his last Chip Ahoy

♥ You’ll enjoy part 2 ♥

Dr. Max Yestronaut, the sporadic Tight-Slacks contributor and closeted pilates instructor, recently began performing open-mic stand-up comedy gigs in Boston and New Hampshire after a few months of attending an improv-comedy class amidst his premature attempt at retirement…

From time to time, Dr. Max and I will get together to toss around ideas and 1-liners for his act.  Last weekend he stopped by for a quick brainstorming-session—and I laughed my ass off when I saw what he’s currently using to organize his comedic-material…

Mint condition, circa 1986…

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It’s true—the Trapper Keeper (an organizational-aphrodisiac), or as we called it back in elementary school, the Snapper Trapper—was one of the only ways for a 2nd-grade boy to do the sex in the 80’s…

I got my first Trapper Keeper when I was 7 and coincidentally received my first blow-job 25-minutes later…By year’s end, the Keeper was brimming with sexually explicit Valentine’s cards and crayon-drawn nude self-portraits of the school’s finest vixens…

*100% of what I just said was 95% bull-shit—the other 5% is truthfully rated X…

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