Homeless, not humorless…On a recent trip to Fenway Park in Boston, Assachussetts I came across one of the richest homeless people I’ve ever seen. Thanks to his fantastic sign, this bastard probably pulled in about 2,ooo-bucks before the Red Sox game!
*I snapped this photo right before making my donation 🙂
Posted in Athletics, New Hampshirish
Tagged Baseball, Boston, Comedy, Fenway Park, Funny, Humor, Humour, Massachusetts, MLB, Red Sox
George Steinbrenner (1930-2010) R.I.P. Despite my being a fan of the Boston Red Sox since the early 80’s, I was saddened to hear about Mr. Steinbrenner’s passing today. Trust me, there are plenty of dickheads in Boston that are shamelessly … Continue reading
1 of the following 2 artists will find themselves on my i-pod—place your bets… 1st: Lady Gaga—The milky-white masculine Madonna… As the N.Y. Yankees were hosting the N.Y. Mets on Friday night, the handsome Gaga was perched in the stands, … Continue reading
Men love to watch baseball and drink beer—As it turns out, so do children…
The video got yanked...You'll have to settle for the still image...
Little Johnny instantly became the coolest kid in school when he arrived in home-room the next morning for ‘show & tell’ with nothing to his name but a little heat-stroke and an unyielding hangover…The boy’s parents were unavailable for comments when we called, as they were tending to their moonshine stills in preparation for Johnny’s upcoming birthday bash.
Cheers 🙂
Updated: June 9th at 9ish at nightish—The Frigginloon said the bottle was friggin empty 😕
Posted in Athletics, Video, Wicked Important News
Tagged Alcohol Absuse, Beer, Children Drinking Alcohol, Comedy, Humor, MLB, Phillies
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You've been warned ya' little bastard...
Recycled Spanky-Trash...
I peed on the DVD after watching it.
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